Toy review – HungerFF’s Prolapse Dildo
Yup! HungerFF actually did it! He made a dildo of his giant prolapse. Finally, the time has come to take home your very own replica of what is hands down the world’s most googled prolapse (even straight people gawk at it), the one many of us have salivated over all these years through our computer screens. And it’s not for display purposes (though it would round out any silicone sculpture display in the entrance hall very nicely indeed); it is in fact for sticking up your cunt.
If you’re looking for a toy that reflects the depths of sexual depravity, this is the toy for you. Made by Hankey’s Toys, it comes in four different sizes, the largest (XXL) being the size of his actual prolapse, with a max girth of 10.75 inches and an insertable length of 9.25 inches.
If you are completely lost, let me come back and pick you up for a second. What even is a prolapse? Well Year 1, a prolapse is when the red gut meat that makes up the rectum (and in this case the sigma and a significant bulbous mound of descending colon), is pushed out through the asshole of a talented individual such as HungerFF. Have a read of some of my other recent articles for my exposee on prolapsers, especially if you are struggling to picture it – for picture it, you must.
Prolapses aren’t everyone’s taste obviously, but I continue to be amazed at just how many people are super into it (me included – miam miam). They are a fisting-adjacent fetish. You can see it this way: not all fisters are prolapse lovers, but it’d be pretty safe to say that all prolapse lovers are fisters. And among the fisters I know, most of them at least appreciate a good ample rosebud, while some of us are absolutely ready to worship the full, overblown sausage mess that is the giant prolapse, eg. that of HungerFF.
How the prolapse dildo was made is still a secret. I believe Ryan plans to tell us all about it on the new season of Such FFun. I’m imagining a sterile room, an XXXXL size clone-a-willy kit, a bottle of poppers and a wide-eyed Howard Stern broadcasting it live.
Check out the detailed description and how to order over here.
On to how it felt. I got my delivery of the XXL the day before heading to Paris for our podcast tour, so like a little schoolboy I gleefully packed it in my bag and skipped to the airport. The first night in Paris I played with a friend, which was sexy and lovely, and afterwards we went out for a quiet drink. Returning home, I decided that I wasn’t gonna let my night end just yet. I was still fresh and clean from the play, so I unwrapped the prolapse and had a little sit-down on it while watching my favourite vid of Hunger’s prolapse being pulled out nice and thoroughly. Actually, full disclosure, the first thing I did following the unwrapping was to hold the hefty guts in my two hands, then give the thing a slow lick and a suck all up and down this life-size platinum cured silicone perfection. Why? Because I love fucked up shit like this and wanted to feel it all on my tongue and lips, feel it stretch my jaw open. Not only the shape but also the texture is detailed, down to all the folds, wrinkles, veins and even the butt hair at the base. Beholding this thing is 30% fascinating, 5% sick and 65% hot. Well, 110% hot if I’m gonna stick to being honest from here on out.
After that I plonked it down on the bed and plonked myself on top, while watching that fave prolapse vid, the one Ryan did with PumperMike kinda early on (there is now a brand new sequel to it, go to the website to watch it and fall off your fucking chair). I huffed my poppers and it popped in as I watched Hunger being pulled out. So hot. The first section is the widest, so it took its time – wide but glorious, and somehow strangely familiar – and soon enough it wanted to sail in deeper and lock into place. It has that all-too-familiar feeling of a good toy when it grabs hold of you with that I’m-gonna-fill-you-the-fuck-out kinda energy. Impaled, I couldn’t do much more than just appreciate the feeling of the first section in me, and while I did that and watched the vid in all its prolapsing glory, it dawned on me that this is Hunger’s descending colon sitting inside me, and my asshole was wrapped around his sigma. Realising that made me lose the plot briefly, because when nerdiness and sex collide I am in heaven. I pulled it out, had a break, went again. Amazeballs. Then I tried letting it slowly sail in a bit deeper. The second of the two big sections is the rectum (think how a prolapse is inside out, so the order of anatomy is reversed), and the two sections are segmented by the sigma, which is little more than a junction. I started to go down on the rectum, which means that the descending was sailing up deeper to my sigma junction, and that was intense as fuck. I couldn’t manage much more before I blew a load, while also anal orgasming like mad.
Guts on guts – what a concept.
Still in the echoes of pleasure, I immediately started texting Ryan with his prolapse still buried inside my ass, trying to describe how it felt. Words were failing me. I hadn’t felt that much pleasure from a toy in a good 6 months. It was like the prolapse shape was working with my guts, an outtie fucking an innie – can you picture it? It’s guts on guts, something that is completely foreign but also really logical, like two sides of the same thing, or two puzzle pieces that fit together, with his guts inside out and mine the right way around. It was challenging due to the sheer size (he’s a big boy with a lot of stretched out gut meat), but super comforting the way his guts caressed mine, our gut shapes corresponding pretty perfectly to each other. I think a dildo of this size and sturdiness not shaped like a prolapse would have felt like a massive fuck; this one felt like a strong massage. I think in my excitement I bit off a bit more than I could chew because my ass was super tired afterwards when I tried again 15 mins later.
So yeah. I’m so satisfied, I feel almost like this toy was made personally for me. Sadly for me, at the end of the podcast tour I sent my co-host Bigbuttgeek home with the prolapse, as it is property of the podcast. He needs to try it, hate it, and send it back to me as soon as possible. Compliments to both Ryan and Hankey’s Toys for the crazy awesome idea as well as its exquisite execution, and trusting that people are ready for this. This is a 5 star toy, and I look forward to getting that rectum into me in the future.
