Good day all you filthy fisters. I have news. Douching for 1.5 hours is false information.
Up until now I’ve thought that douching very deep inside, 100 times over until everything is out, is the way that works for me. My fisting boyfriend collected a little tip from a former porn star recently that changed it all. All that time sitting in the shower surrounded by your food choices isn’t necessary! With this alternative method I’ve suddenly cut my douching time down to 10 minutes. I’ve tried this method 7 times now, and it is a winner. Disclaimer: bodies vary, so it won’t necessarily work for everyone. But give it a red hot crack!
…AND ALL IN 2 STEPS. WHAT!
- Chow down on that fibre supplement. A common one sold at drugstores is psyllium husk. It’s a natural grain. I was at a teaspoon a day. I noticed my 90% top husband using more than me so, not to be outdone, I doubled my dose. It makes everything really clump, meaning there are no bits hiding around up there.
- The actual water situation. Don’t douche deep. Go slightly beyond the rectum, just once. Let it sit inside for a few mins, and let your body do all the work by itself. Your colon gets activated when even just a small amount of water goes beyond the rectum. It might not happen immediately, but if you go and do some other preparation/have a drink/wash the dishes, you’ll notice soon enough that the colon is happily moving everything down on its own. When you feel it, go to the shower, point some nice warm water at your hole to relax it, and watch the magic happen. I had nothing left to come out when i tried this. I put some more water in a little deeper just to check, but there was nothing. Amazing.
This is all within the context of not tiring out your insides. Your colon and rectum have one job, and that’s to get rid of waste. They just need a little encouragement to do it at the time that you want, and a little water inside is enough. No more going in with water for 20 seconds and flushing, over and over again; that gets rid of the mucousal lining that protects the flesh that we so love to play with.
I know, I’ve only tried it once. But if you can’t trust a pornstar, who can you trust?
Make it sloppy!